Have you noticed that as your strolling merrily down the path that is your life, you occasionally stumble across one of those little lines in the sidewalk that reminds you that you're older than you used to be?  One of those little lines for me was the oft-repeated "If I was XX years younger, I would..."  That statement made me feel a little wrinkly every time I said it, so I just quit saying it.  I do not need to be reminded - especially by me - that I'm too old to shop at Hot Topic, date Robert Pattinson or pull my shirt up in a Girls Gone Wild video.

Sunday, I was chatting with a friend in Target who was holding a couple of the Twilight series books.  I said that I hadn't read them and didn't intend to but I liked the movie.  She replied that she was reading the books because she watched the movie and oh-my-god wasn't that Edward Cullen (the aforementioned Robert Pattinson for those who have been living in a cave far from any hint of civilization for the last few years) gorgeous.  I heartily agreed that he was indeed and then said:

"I want to watch Aliens in the Attic! Carter Jenkins is in it and he is so sweet.   I would love to be his mom!"

What??? 

Jon Gosselin is a lying, cheating, worthless, scum-sucking, POS pig. 

Except pigs are cute and funny and can be turned into bacon.

So I guess Jon Gosselin is just a lying, cheating, worthless, scum-sucking POS.

Cody went to Bozeman this week for orientation and class registration.

He's actually going to move away.

(BTW - If one more person tells me it's time to cut the cord, I may very well be making my next entry from the Yellowstone County Detention Facility.  I'll cut the cord when I'm damn good and ready to cut the cord.  Got it?)

Please tell me how to learn to like cilantro.  You use more of it than any other TV chef I know of so you must really like it.

HOW? 

I have spent the last 20 years trying to acquire a taste for that nasty stuff and still nothing.  It's horrible.  Truly, epic-ly horrible.  An unexpected taste of it in my mouth makes me recoil like someone slapped me.  The very thought of anything smothered in a cilantro cream sauce makes my stomach roll like a breaching grey whale.

So please, Chef Flay, share the secret.  What Jedi mind trick do you use to convince yourself that cilantro should be part of the human food chain?

Sincerely yours,

Me

If you eat black jelly beans and then drink lemonade, it tastes like you're drinking cough syrup.

Yuck.

I found it myself. 

"Where?" you might be asking yourself.

Amazon.com

Who'da thought?  I guess you really can get just about anything there.

On an entirely different note, Cody took first place in discus at the track meet last night.

WooHoo!

I have tried every avenue I can think of to get my hands on some frozen passionfruit pulp.  I think I can safely say there is none in the state of MT.  My internet search turned up the fact that Goya distributes some but it's not available for sale directly from them online.  I can buy some from Australia or New Zealand but the shipping would be insane.  I can buy the fruits from a grower in California (and I may at some point) but they're currently out of season and won't be available until August.

HELP ME INTERNET FRIENDS!!!

If you see some one day as you're conveniently wandering through the frozen food section of your local Latin, Carribean or other well-stocked market, would you please let me know.